The Bizwheesat’sassmiznit Battle Hymn

This post is best enjoyed while listening to Ladies Night, by Kool and the Gang with the bass cranked.

(To the tune of Ladies Night)


Mm oh yeah, oh what a night

Oh yes it's Play-Doh night
And the feeling's right
Oh yes it's Play-Doh night
Oh what a night (oh what a plight)
Oh yes it's Play-Doh night
And the feeling's right
Oh yes it's Play-Doh night
Oh what a night

Sis, you got one
A night with Hasbro everywhere
From nostril to vomithood
It's Play-Doh night and girl
the feeling's good

Oh yes it's Play-Doh night
And the feeling's right
Oh yes it's Play-Doh night
Oh what a night (oh what a plight)
Oh yes it's Play-Doh night
And the feeling's right
Oh yes it's Play-Doh night
Oh what a night

Doh antics Lady, actin’ shady
Mmm nauseated mama
Compound you grouted, lady yeah
Spray to my delight, mama,yeah

If you hear any noise
It ain't the boy, it's Play-Doh night, uh huh

Gonna puke up Play-Doh night
Pukin' up Play-Doh night
Gonna puke up Play-Doh night
Pukin' up Play-Doh night

Oh yes it's Play-Doh night
And the feeling's right
Oh yes it's Play-Doh night
Oh what a night (oh what a plight)
Oh yes it's Play-Doh night
And the feeling's right
Oh yes it's Play-Doh night
Oh what a night

Don’t try to fight, I am a machine
I will fullfill all my dreams
Play-Doh here, puking there, everywhere
This is your plight, Lubba
No snot will be spared

This stuff is white
Tonight, everything is gonna be for spite
This stuff is white
Tonight, everything is gonna be for spite
This stuff is white
Tonight, everything is gonna be for spite
This stuff is white
Tonight, everything is gonna be for spite…

Come on let's all celebrate…