Fourty things you didn't know about Nogh
1. What is your name?
I am known by many names, among them Nogh, Princess Drunkypants, Hey You, and my actual name, which cannot be said three times in a row whilst staring into a mirror, lest I magically appear behind you and disembowel you with my hooked hand.
2. What color underwear are you wearing now?
Flesh colored. From the waist down I look like a giant sexless Barbie. From the waist up I look more like a giant boobless Skipper.
3. What are you listening to right now
Radiohead
4. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number?
My land line is 21, my cell is 02.
5. What was the last thing you ate?
A Myoplex Lite Chocolate Peaunt Butter Crisp protein bar. It was pretty good, as far as protein bars go. They’re all pretty shitty, aren’t they.
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Salmon, or maybe cyan. Something that can only be found in the big box, that’s for sure.
7. Last person you IMed with?
That dude who I briefly IM’d with the last time I was at the Lubbah’s house
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
My sister.
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite/same sex?
That they are of the opposite sex. Duh.
10. Favorite Food?
Most foods are my favorites.
11. Favorite Drink?
Grey Goose and Soda with a twist of lime. Note that I said “soda” and not tonic. Tonic can go fuck itself.
12. Favorite Alcoholic Drink?
Oh sorry, I just made assumptions that we were talking alcohol, didn't I?
13. Favorite place to shop?
If we’re talking placed to actually shop, it would have to be New York and Co. But if by “shopping” you mean “making fun of the other shoppers” then it would have to be Hot Topic.
14. Hair color?
As brown as brown can be without being black
15. Eye Color?
Blue-Green hazel.
16. Do you wear contacts?
Nada
17. Top or Bottom?
Bottom, but I’m flexible. (double entendre intended)
18. Favorite Month?
February, because of my birthday.
19. Favorite Fast Food?
I love Popeyes but it dosen’t love me. Still, a few hours on the crapper is a small price to pay for a deliciously seasoned fried chicken breast.
20. Last Movie you Watched?
The producers of last episode of Frontline chose to forgo the usual investigative journalism in favor of rerunning the 1970’s docudrama “Death of an Arabian Princess”. It was muy enlightening.
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
My birthday. I’m all about ME.
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Yes. This will surprise many people.
23. Summer or Winter?
Spring.
24. Hugs or Kisses?
Aren't they really so much better together?
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Chocolate.
26. What books are you reading?
“Infinite Jest” and “Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell: A Novel”
27. Favorite TV Show?
Six Feet Under
28. What's on your mouse pad?
I use an optical mouse. Much like a menopausal woman, no pad needed.
29. What did you do last night?
I played hookie from work yesterday, so I shopped, got a pedicure and had lunch with my sister. It was a really fun day. I may just have to give up this work crap altogether.
30. Favorite Author?
I can’t pick just one.
31. Who inspires you?
Jared from the Subway commercials. Dude lost an assload of weight and became a millionaire. Way to go, J!
32. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn:
I enjoy it coated in that butter-flavored substance
33 Dogs or cats?
Dogs rule and cats drool.
34. Favorite Flower?
Tulips.
35. What do you say when you wake up in the A.M.?
I don’t say anything. I just reach up and hit snooze seven or eight times
36. Do you still talk to your best friends from middle school?
Nope. The bitch.
37. Right-handed or Left-handed?
Right
38. Smooth or Chunky Peanut Butter?
Smooth. Only a godless communist would opt for chunky.
39. How many pillows do you sleep with?
I have four regular pillows and big stinky dog whom I sometimes use as a pillow.
40. If you had to stick Play-Dogh up someone's nose, who's would you choose?
Kris. I think he deserved it.
Now you go.
I am known by many names, among them Nogh, Princess Drunkypants, Hey You, and my actual name, which cannot be said three times in a row whilst staring into a mirror, lest I magically appear behind you and disembowel you with my hooked hand.
2. What color underwear are you wearing now?
Flesh colored. From the waist down I look like a giant sexless Barbie. From the waist up I look more like a giant boobless Skipper.
3. What are you listening to right now
Radiohead
4. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number?
My land line is 21, my cell is 02.
5. What was the last thing you ate?
A Myoplex Lite Chocolate Peaunt Butter Crisp protein bar. It was pretty good, as far as protein bars go. They’re all pretty shitty, aren’t they.
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Salmon, or maybe cyan. Something that can only be found in the big box, that’s for sure.
7. Last person you IMed with?
That dude who I briefly IM’d with the last time I was at the Lubbah’s house
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
My sister.
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite/same sex?
That they are of the opposite sex. Duh.
10. Favorite Food?
Most foods are my favorites.
11. Favorite Drink?
Grey Goose and Soda with a twist of lime. Note that I said “soda” and not tonic. Tonic can go fuck itself.
12. Favorite Alcoholic Drink?
Oh sorry, I just made assumptions that we were talking alcohol, didn't I?
13. Favorite place to shop?
If we’re talking placed to actually shop, it would have to be New York and Co. But if by “shopping” you mean “making fun of the other shoppers” then it would have to be Hot Topic.
14. Hair color?
As brown as brown can be without being black
15. Eye Color?
Blue-Green hazel.
16. Do you wear contacts?
Nada
17. Top or Bottom?
Bottom, but I’m flexible. (double entendre intended)
18. Favorite Month?
February, because of my birthday.
19. Favorite Fast Food?
I love Popeyes but it dosen’t love me. Still, a few hours on the crapper is a small price to pay for a deliciously seasoned fried chicken breast.
20. Last Movie you Watched?
The producers of last episode of Frontline chose to forgo the usual investigative journalism in favor of rerunning the 1970’s docudrama “Death of an Arabian Princess”. It was muy enlightening.
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
My birthday. I’m all about ME.
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Yes. This will surprise many people.
23. Summer or Winter?
Spring.
24. Hugs or Kisses?
Aren't they really so much better together?
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Chocolate.
26. What books are you reading?
“Infinite Jest” and “Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell: A Novel”
27. Favorite TV Show?
Six Feet Under
28. What's on your mouse pad?
I use an optical mouse. Much like a menopausal woman, no pad needed.
29. What did you do last night?
I played hookie from work yesterday, so I shopped, got a pedicure and had lunch with my sister. It was a really fun day. I may just have to give up this work crap altogether.
30. Favorite Author?
I can’t pick just one.
31. Who inspires you?
Jared from the Subway commercials. Dude lost an assload of weight and became a millionaire. Way to go, J!
32. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn:
I enjoy it coated in that butter-flavored substance
33 Dogs or cats?
Dogs rule and cats drool.
34. Favorite Flower?
Tulips.
35. What do you say when you wake up in the A.M.?
I don’t say anything. I just reach up and hit snooze seven or eight times
36. Do you still talk to your best friends from middle school?
Nope. The bitch.
37. Right-handed or Left-handed?
Right
38. Smooth or Chunky Peanut Butter?
Smooth. Only a godless communist would opt for chunky.
39. How many pillows do you sleep with?
I have four regular pillows and big stinky dog whom I sometimes use as a pillow.
40. If you had to stick Play-Dogh up someone's nose, who's would you choose?
Kris. I think he deserved it.
Now you go.
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