I am the Blogfather

For those of you that don't know me, for shame. I am the bizwhack, the bees knees, the cat's ass, the man, and the shiznit all rolled in one. That makes me the bizwheesat'sassmiznit haderach (I get to add "haderach" because I knew that Brad Dourif played the Harkonnen Mentat, Piter DeVries, in David Lynch's film adaptation of Dune). But you can call me the Blogfather for short. Don't test me.

Our loyal reader here may have noticed that his least favorite blog, "Dinner For Two. And Nogh." hasn't been updated in a while. That's basically because I have been frustrated with the comments and working on them with the Mysterious Lubba D. We've locked Nogh in the basement for a while. I'll let you know when we let her out. If she starts posting before then, she's escaped. If you are in the law enforcement industry, then by all means try to detain her, otherwise keep a wide berth and, if possible, run like the wind.

So what makes me so special? Why do I stand out amongst my fellow people? Well, actually, you're wrong, I don't have "fellow people." That would suppose that in some form or fashion I am actually equal to them in some way. No, I am head and shoulders above them in every way.

I have figured out how to work with style sheets and html without any training, without reading any books, and without any help at all. That's not all though. I made Blogger comments and Haloscan comments work together. The good people at Blogger and Haloscan aren't even sure how to do this, or at least don't want anyone to do it, if they do know. They certainly haven't posted any How To's on the subject, though Blogger did hint at it. The Mysterious Lubba D pointed me to a "help" article written by Blogger that led me to the answer, albeit indirectly.

Anyway, eat my shorts, Blogger. I have conquered, and the next time your comments begin to act up, my readers will be able to continue to comment. And to prove that I have conquered thee, I will recreate this effect on "No Time For Later."